girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
You walk into a job interview and sit down in front of the boss flattening your suit jacket.
"Are you a furry?" the man asks.
"N-n-no, what’s that sir?" you ask nervously. You lost your last job because you were a furry.
"Oh just wondering! I’m a furry." The man says with a welcoming smile on his face
"Really sir? That is so cool! I am a furry too! What’s your fursona?" you ask. You can’t believe your boss is a furry too!
"Get out of my fucking office you fucking yiffer. I’m NOT a furry! You fell for my trap you fucking idiot!" The boss says standing up and opening the door.
Another job lost because of furry oppression.